When talented home service owners, like you are stuck in the feast-or-famine grind and forced to compete on price, Freaky Smart Marketing provides the AI-powered Home Hero Blueprint so you can finally escape chaos and build a predictable business that consistently delivers revenue and gives you back your time.
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Don't let another week slip by with quiet phones and sleepless nights. Book your 15 minute huddle now... spots are limited, and your breakthrough is one conversation away.
Sound Familiar?
Your competitors are booking jobs you should be winning. Your marketing feels like throwing money into a black hole. Leads trickle in, then disappear. You're stuck in feast-or-famine cycles that never end.
You're frustrated. Overwhelmed. Losing sleep wondering if it'll ever get easier. You know you're good at what you do—so why isn't your phone ringing?
Here's the truth: You deserve better. You work harder than anyone you know. You shouldn't have to beg for leads or compete on price. You should be fully booked with customers who value your expertise.
That's exactly where I was five years ago. Grinding 60-hour weeks. Chasing every lead. Wondering if I'd ever break free.
Then I figured it out. And now I'm going to show you how.
I've Walked Your Path...From Chaos to 7 Figures
I know what it's like to:
Lose bids to competitors who charge less (and deliver worse)
Wonder if next month's revenue will cover payroll
Feel like the business owns you, instead of the other way around
Before becoming a home service operator, I built marketing and sales campaigns for Oakley, Vans, Quiksilver, Gravity Games, LabCorp, Quest Diagnostics, Extreme Sports, and Safeway... learning what works at the highest level.
Then I became YOU. I ran a home service business: property management, landscaping, Airbnb management, pressure washing, window cleaning, and handyman businesses. Grew it to 7 figures. Systematized everything. And now I sold them off to focus 100% on helping home service pros do the same.
Big-brand marketing expertise + real-world home service operator experience + AI-powered tools = Your unfair advantage.
Here's How We'll Get You Fully Booked
STEP 1: BOOK YOUR FREE BOTTLENECK BREAKER HUDDLE
We'll spend 15 minutes spotting your #1 roadblock—whether it's stalled estimates, inconsistent leads, or messaging that doesn't convert. No pitch, no pressure. Just real talk.
STEP 2: GET YOUR CUSTOM 3-STEP MINI-MAP
I'll show you exactly what to fix first, what metric to track, and what script to use. You'll walk away with a clear plan—whether you implement it yourself or we do it together.
STEP 3: WATCH YOUR BOOKINGS JUMP
Most clients see a 20-30% increase in bookings within 30 days. Some see results in days. The difference? They stopped guessing and started following a proven system.
Imagine This: 30 Days From Now...
Your phone rings consistently with qualified leads—not tire-kickers
You're closing 30-40% more jobs without dropping your prices
You have a system that works even when you're not there
You sleep better knowing next month's revenue is predictable
You finally have time for family, hobbies, or just breathing
This isn't a dream. It's what happens when you have the right message, the right system, and the right guide.
I was struggling with inconsistent leads and losing bids to competitors. Dave helped me clarify my message and gave me AI tools I could actually use. Now my phone rings consistently, and I'm closing more jobs than ever. If you're on the fence, just book the huddle, it's worth it.
I was stuck in feast-or-famine cycles and didn't know how to stand out. Dave showed me exactly what metric to track and gave me a follow-up system that works. My schedule's packed now, and I finally feel in control of my business. No fluff, all wins.
I'd tried other marketing 'gurus' before with zero results. Dave's different—he's been in the trenches as a home service owner himself. His strategies actually work because they're tested in the real world. I booked my first upsell the next day after implementing his script.
I was struggling with feast-or-famine cycles—some months I'd be slammed, other months I'd be sitting around wondering where the next job was coming from. David helped me build a simple lead generation system that brings in 15-20 qualified leads every month. Now I'm booked 4-6 weeks out consistently, and I finally have the freedom to plan my life instead of just reacting to whatever comes in. Game changer.
I was struggling with leads ghosting me after I sent estimates—I'd follow up once or twice, then give up. David helped me set up an automated follow-up system that stays in touch without me having to think about it. Now I'm converting 30% more estimates into jobs, and I'm not leaving money on the table anymore. It's like having a sales team working for me 24/7.
I was struggling with spending more time on marketing than actually cleaning windows—I'd spend 10+ hours a week chasing leads, sending estimates, and following up. David helped me automate most of that with AI and simple systems. Now I spend 2 hours a week on marketing and the rest doing what I love—cleaning windows and making money. My revenue went up 35% while my stress went down.
What Happens If You Don't Act?
Let's be honest. If you keep doing what you're doing, nothing changes.
Another year of quiet phones and sleepless nights
Watching competitors win jobs you should be booking
Burning out while your business barely breaks even
Eventually selling for pennies—or worse, shutting down
You didn't start this business to struggle. You started it for freedom.
But freedom doesn't come from working harder. It comes from working smarter—with the right system.
You've Got Two Choices
CHOICE 1 (Failure Path):
Keep doing what you're doing. Hope things get better. Stay stuck in the feast-or-famine cycle.
CHOICE 2 (Success Path):
Book a free 15-minute huddle. Spot your #1 bottleneck. Get a clear plan. Start seeing results in weeks, not months.
BONUS: Show up and I'll email you my "Top 3 Estimate-Closing Scripts" PDF (worth $47) right after. These have landed extra jobs for owners overnight—yours free, just for joining the huddle.
Got Questions? Here's the Straight Scoop: FAQ
Q: Who is this for?
A: Owner-operators or small teams in home services (lawn care, plumbing, handymen, pressure washing, window cleaning, landscaping) who want clear next moves and more jobs on the board next week. If you're grinding solo or with a crew, this is your shortcut.
Q: What's the promise?
A: In 15 minutes, we'll spot your #1 bottleneck and map your fastest path to more bookings. No fluff, no tech overwhelm—just actionable insights. If my coaching or Insider Club seems like a fit, I'll mention it at the end. Either way, you leave with your Mini-Map ready to roll.
Q: What if it's not a fit?
A: No sweat—we part as friends, and you still snag your bonus and plan. Zero risk.
Q: How is this different from other marketing programs?
A: Most programs are built by people who've never run a home service business. I've been in your shoes—built a 7-figure operation from scratch, dealt with the same pains you're facing, and systematized my way out. This isn't theory. It's a proven playbook from someone who's done it.
Q: Do I need to be tech-savvy to use AI tools?
A: Not at all. I'll show you exactly how to use it. If you can copy-paste, you can use AI. My clients range from 60-year-old handymen to 25-year-old pressure washers—all using AI successfully.
Q: How do I reschedule?
A: Use the link in your confirmation email. No Sunday spots, so we can free it up for another owner if needed.
Q: What's Freaky Smart Marketing?
A: When talented home service owners are stuck in the feast-or-famine grind and forced to compete on price, Freaky Smart Marketing provides the AI-powered Home Hero Blueprint so they can finally escape chaos and build a predictable business that consistently delivers revenue and gives them back their time.
Don't Let Another Week Slip By
Boss, you didn't start this business to struggle. You started it for freedom, family, and financial security.
That future is one huddle away...
I've helped 100+ home service pros escape the grind. You're next.
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